Question:
Saw this title or similar in another thread, but the thread itself
sucked, so I took the title and put it here, and now will attempt to
add something to it.
Why are people so embarrassed to admit they might have shaved
their pubic hair? It's hard to imagine someone not trying it at some
point in their life.
I tried it twice. It really itches bad when it comes back.
Don't ever try it with your asshole, or you're in for even worse. I
guess that's why models with shaved pussies must keep them that way
with daily grooming.
But I'm not talking about women or pussies, I'm talking about
pubic hair removal, which in itself is a boring topic. I'm only
saying it itches like crazy when it grows back, but we all know that,
don't we, because we've all dealt with it at some point.
Men get haircuts and shave their faces on a regular basis,
risking ridicule in the process, as the finished product is visible to
all. But that's not the case when you shave your pubic hairs. No one
need ever know. But wait! It could happen if you're ever arrested
for a minor offense and are being processed into the county jail where
you must take a shower with a group of incoming prisoners, and now all
of them are looking at your shaved pubic hairs and wondering what's up
this guy. Maybe he's gay, or maybe this is his way of telling
us. .....
Anyway, I allowed myself to get inspired by the shitty pubic hair
title in the other thread, to the point where I invested this time in
writing something about it, and now looking at it I see that it is
shit, not entertaining or funny or even interesting - yet still I will
not delete it, but will hit the send button now before I have a chance
to change my mind. I love the send button. It's better than sending
bombs through the US mail, because it's legal and no one gets hurt for
real.
Answer:
I was only kidding about shaving my pubes. I said that to see how
many people would chime in. Not many, I see. Actually, with me the
reverse is true. I have a friend who is balding. He went out and
spent money on some kind of hair-growing cream. I wanted to
experiment with it, so I took some home and rubbed it into the my
dick, base to crown. Within a week my entire dick was covered in
hair. From a distance it looks like one of those robots from
starwars, like a robot wearing a coat. A week ago I went out to look
for a street whore to suck my dick. I thought she'd be massively
turned off by the dick hair. Instead, as she gobbled my dick, between
gulps she'd say, "Oh baby I dig all that hair", as she rolled her
tongue over the spit-mottled fur pole. But she said she had a small
problem with the nutsack hair, that she'd prefer that shaved. So next
time I see her I'll have the big hairy dick but a shaved nut bag.
