Question:
Well folks, I was told quite seriously by a friend that she put her feet in
some sort of bath, and there was electricity involved, and the bath water
filled up with all sorts of toxins (including a brown slimy substance that
seems to me rather like ferric hydroxide) and even some parasites which had
left her poor poisoned body by way of her feet.
I really tried not to laugh, but was unsuccessful.
I guess there was some electrolysis involved, but I can't find any reference
to this miracle cure on the web. Has anyone come across this sort of thing?
I was thinking it might make a good demo in class.
Answer:
These slimes are most likely body Thetans. But to remove them
completely, one has to have a good qualified auditor, whose tech is
certified, not just some squirrel with a home-made e-meter. Please
give us the complete address and the telephone number and the name of
the employer and the name of girlfriend of the person performing these
"sessions". We have reasons to believe that our copyrighted tech and
church confidental materials are being infringed upon by this
"electrolysis"! Also, beware that being handled on advanced level
without proper processing through the lower levels, one will be
certrainly harmed, but in fact he may die! Hubbard says so, and it is
scientificaly proven. You must not only reach state of Clear before
you start removing body Thetans, but also do all training routines
requred by the tech and to work your way up the bridge. And one more
thing: we are sending you a disk with programs to install, to enhance
your internet access.